Workout: Run: treadmill, 1% incline, 10.07 miles, 70 mins.
Snow-frigging-mageddon. RI-cock-u-LOUS. The snow apocalypse that attacked Maryland/Virginia yesterday was INSANE. I was supposed to be at work at 6:30pm. Normally it takes me 25 minutes to get there. Let me take you through my drive.
5:30pm: Hot Mark goes out to start my car. Comes in and says “Kate. Kate. This is insane. Kate. Kate. Kate – get in the car.”
5:45pm: Kate gets in the car. Kate starts to think about turning around.
6:00pm: Kate is not yet on the highway. Calls Mark.
6:15pm: Kate is on the highway, but has not gone 1 mile. Calls Mark.
[[ At risk of sounding, oh I don't know, repetitive, I'll just tell you that from 6:15p to 7:30p, I slid and slid and slid and SLID. And called Hot Mark approximately 73.45 times. In several of those times, I angrily told my sweet husband that he had BETTER buy me a SUV and get rid of this car because I AM NOT DRIVING IN THIS CRAP ANYMORE. *I may have been a little dramatic...for God's sake, Katie...you're from Alaska. But honestly, it was the worst of the worst -- worse than anything in Alaska I've ever seen. And for the record, if I were to pay taxes in the state of Maryland, I'd be PISSED. I saw not one snow plow, not one salt truck, not one worker. NOT ONE. ]]
7:30pm: Arrive at work. Well, outside of work. I sat outside the gates of the base for 45 more minutes. I COULD SEE MY BUILDING. So annoying.
8:15pm: Get into work, change into my super hot poop-colored uniform and apologize profusely to my patients and promise to bring them copious amounts of Dilaudid to make up for my uber lateness.
Whew! To entertain myself, and you all, here are the many faces of Katie:








I texted my sister all these pics (+ a video) and she responded with “You are officially the weirdest sister EVER.” Like you were SURPRISED?!?
Now I’m off to watch my oh so very guilty pleasure:
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!